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Turd on a tyre

I had a epiphany a few weeks ago. Something clicked in my brain and now everything makes sense.

Sometimes all it takes is a simple piece of dog shit….

Let me start from the beginning.


When I first moved to Sydney I made the decision I would ride to work. I hadn’t ridden a pushy since I was a teenager.

‘Where in the hell would you go to buy a pushy on the cheap?’ I thought to myself.

I ended up at Kmart, standing all dazed and confused in the biking section.